I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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