So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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