I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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