that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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