i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Quick, to the slutcave!
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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