Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Randomize
