you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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