What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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