I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
You're like the curious george of whores
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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