I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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