Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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