after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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