Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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