nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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