I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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