I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Will exercising make me less horny?
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