nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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