Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Your mouth is God's brothel.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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