ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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