Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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