I don't think brook has ever known best
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
