Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
you mean i was at the winter classic?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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