I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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