If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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