She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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