Who wears a wallet chain?!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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