he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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