you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You were trust falling into bushes
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I'm really busy with my period
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