Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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