Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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