She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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