y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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