Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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