You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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