i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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