I want to have your abortion
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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