he wants to bone in the snuggie
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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