did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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