idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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