The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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