in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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