oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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