I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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