After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Farmville is her only friend.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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