No, you can still breathe under the balls.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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