Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
