Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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