Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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