Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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