Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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