you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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